Thursday, 24 March 2011

The Adventures of a Blogging Noob

What we have here is a classic example of a something one might come to know as a “Knollism”. Now a “Knollism” can be a number of many things, be it a personal attribute, state of mind or an opinion. They all belong of course to the writer of this blog. So first let’s go through why blogging is a Knollism (I no longer feel the need to put the word Knollism in inverted commas as it should by now be a familiar phrase.)

This second paragraph is my second ever blogging experience. The first being the previous paragraph. So this is basically my first blogging experience. Scratch that idea that each paragraph is an experience, because that would mean that like many life experiences, they are short and disappointing, or long and dull. One can never be truly satisfied with the length of one’s paragraphs.

So back to why blogging is a Knollism. Well the reason comes from the Knollism that if there is something you don’t understand, you should ignore it for a while, and then crash head long into it, once everyone else is bored with it.

I remember a time when blogs were all the rage. Everyone had a blog. The world was waist-deep in blogs. I failed to make the move to this new way of using the internet until now. Now no-one seems to talk about blogs. Then again they might be, but in hushed whispers to keep the ignorant Reverend Knoll out of it. Well the Reverend has caught up with you!

Forget the crap I just wrote.